ISBN Avery Monsen is an actor, artist, and writer. Jory John is a writer, editor, and journalist. They are friends, and neither is dead. Yet. If you’re a dinosaur, all of your friends are dead. If you’re a pirate, all of your friends have scurvy. If you’re a tree, all of your friends are end tables. Each page of.

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I think this is one of those moments where the idea seems hilarious, but its implementation has sadly overlooked the expense of years of remedial tuition, as well as a lifetime of therapy. The answer is yes.

So, laughter, real smiles. Very quick, fun, and dark book! Super clever and surprisingly profound, it shows you how everyone and everything like socks and cassette tapes have it tough. View all 6 comments. Okay no, no estoy tan jodido. But when I look out into this world, I am struck by the impossible beauty of it all. I’m surprised daed missed so many other hilarious opportunities. I don’t know, but I suspect nothe would have read this to them at bedtime every night.

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All My Friends Are Dead

Jul 06, D. When I think about all the small perfections of the world, I have faith that my time will come. Oct 14, Jon athan Nakapalau rated it it was amazing Shelves: Jul 31, Ginger rated it it was amazing. Refresh and try again. Lists with This Book. By using this site, you agree to the Terms of Monsdn and Privacy Policy.


Jan 12, Philip rated it it was amazing Shelves: That one really got me. And then he felt like this guy. Then, when you turn the page, you see an end-table saying “I was never your friend”. Thanks, GReader Carol, for reviewing it. Sometimes this book will mix up the humor a bit, throwing in a joke other than the usual pun.

He turned into a coffee table and, surrounded by hundreds of objects in some house, still had no friends. Views Mpnsen Edit View history. For the Turbonegro song, see Party Animals album.

But our library doesn’t have a copy, and I don’t have 10 bucks at the moment. Those billions of magnificent accidents that led us to where we are today, that led us to paper planes and nautilus shells and the tiny, crooked smiles of frends.

Nov 30, Anastasia Riebs rated it it was amazing Shelves: It was all over goodreads for a while. It took me 5 minutes.

View all 18 comments. I didn’t really like this I promise, I do have a sense of humour This article is about the book. View all 5 comments. Jan 31, Carol added it. Maybe he reminds you of the old poet of Sonnet 30 avvery laments “precious friends hid in de I know, I know For the Hood song, see Compilations — I have faith that someday, a warm light will flood over me and I will find peace.


This little tome is quite possibly The Best Book Ever. I really liked it as silly as it sounded! And now maybe the ancient man of the Pardoner’s Tale?

Goodreads Choice Award Nominee for Humor In fact, there’s a good chance I’ll be shelling out the 10 bucks now after all.

If you’re a pirate, all of your friends have scurvy.

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If you’re a pirate, all of your friends have scurvy. If you’re a tree, all of your friends are end tables. The story does come together in a satisfying way. I like to blame sleep deprivation for my lack averyy iniative, but mostly it was because I had a baby so young I was still in monkey-mind.